Choose 5 items in your fridge. Poor them in your pants than wedgie yourself.

every time you see a cock penetrating a hole while watching porno, you must do the same to your ass with one finger for the next week.

everytime you cum for a week stream film it

pushing the thread

Wear the sexiest lingerie you have to bed for a full week. On the final day, you can't take it off when you wake up and must wear it all day, under clothes if you want, until you go back to bed in the evening.

Wear the same diaper for 24 hours as toilets

No changing just layering

write "fuck my face" on your forehead then fuck your face with your dildo while looking in the mirror for 30 minutes

For two weeks, whenever you see feet or women's snickers on a screen you must lick the ground

Go for a 10 minutes walk with your balls tied, no underwear and light makeup on

Spend 5 minutes telling your newespaper how much you love it and how much it turns you on. Then bend over grabbing your ankles with one hand and spank your naked ass with your newspaper 50 times, making sure to thank it after each spank.

edge 3 times then cum on the 4th, spread it all over your face and leave to dry! keep like that for 3 hours

paint your finger nails hot pink

In your signature, half your penis length and double your weight :P

Write "sissy" on your forehead after your shower ;)

for the next week collect as much newspaper as possible, look specifically about articles involving dogs, cats, fire engines or firefighters. then after the week period is up spend a day naked on all fours like a dog humping furniture whilst looking at the articles on the floor.