It was decided that I do "dare 2"
I started at noon finished at 5:35. . .balls in in horrid condition.
Dare 2: for the next hour straight you will pound your tied nuts with your meat tenderizer while they lay on the table. You will pound them 40 times a minute and if at any point you don't meet the quota add 60,45,30,45,60 minutes then 5 minutes per failure and increase your goal per minute by 5. Also if you don't moan from a hit it doesn't count. And of course...