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softeyes · 04-09-2010, 04:41 AM

If I made a dare post would you give me some?
I would if I could ever come up with any dares. >.<
Favorite phrase out of these: RAWR, Roar, maor, Meow, Grawr
RAWR! and stuff..

How much porn do you watch in a week?
Depends how bored I am that week, but normally.. too much.
Ever post naked pictures of yerself online?
You couldn't see anything! Other than that I was naked. x] (yes)
How old were you when you first got kissed?
I think.. 12-13.. Behind a bush..
Ever taught anyone any Danish?
Not with the intend of them ever using it for anything useful, no.

On the topic of abortion, do you like cookies?
I.. But.. This is.. Not.. What does.. Yes, yes I <3's cookies. o.o

softeyes · 04-09-2010, 04:43 AM

(do ya love me) Its a song btw...but yeah...do you?
You know songs with lyrics?

What's your religion? Are you very religious?
I are christian, and I said in church that I was a believer, but in everyday life I never think about it.

softeyes · 04-09-2010, 04:50 AM

Do they play American board games in Denmark? And which ones do you not mind playing?
I don't really know which is american and which is not. xD But I do enjoy playing boardgames from time to time, I can't really think of any I wouldn't play.
If you mostly speak Danish, then how is your spoken English? Would I need a dictionary? (:
Other than the accent my spoken english is like my written.

I'm very bad to use dictionaries. xD
I spent like a half hour trying to come up with another question, but I got nothing. (:
I know the feeling. >.<
Why pick the name "softeyes"? (:
I wrote my real name into a chatroom name generator, and it gave me softeyes16, I though it sounded like softices and I liked it, that's how creative I am. xD
(It's all lowercase because I wanted it to sound subby at the time)

softeyes · 04-09-2010, 04:54 AM

Have You Ever Been Skinny Dipping?
No, I actually don't think I have. o.o
How Many People Have You Kissed?
2, excluding family and "just friends".
Have You Ever Gone Commando?
Yes, but it's uncomfortable for me in anything else than sweatpants, so I don't do it often.
What Are Your Worst Habits?
Biting my lip? xD I think eating too much junk and drinking too much coke.. Also staying in my room for days in a row. ._.

Leopard · 04-09-2010, 05:19 AM

Hi Denmark!

What kind of teddybear would you get me?
Would you like some of my ham and cheese toastie?
What colour buttplug would you buy?
Could we be awesome surfie lovers?
What do you most commonly do when you're sitting around bored?

-Australia

softeyes · 04-09-2010, 05:34 AM

Hi Denmark!
OHHAI

What kind of teddybear would you get me?
The fuzzy giant squeezing cuddly kind that never could be lost kinda teddybear, ya'no?
Would you like some of my ham and cheese toastie?
*opens mouth*
What colour buttplug would you buy?
Black, I guess.. >.> Though I'm thinking rainbows now.
Could we be awesome surfie lovers?
I'm willing to take the chance.

What do you most commonly do when you're sitting around bored?
It doesn't involve wearing clothes.

Nixie · 04-09-2010, 05:53 AM

SOFTY!!!!!

What were you doing 3 Hours ago?

Were you naked while doing it?

What were you thinking of?

Are you a camera whore?

Can you do a back-bend? (You should try,I can)

Can you Rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?

What are your plans for 3 hours from now? Fundies?

(Yes I AM random)

softeyes · 04-09-2010, 06:22 AM

SOFTY!!!!!
NIXIE!!!!!

What were you doing 3 Hours ago?
Getting ready to head to school >.<
Were you naked while doing it?
No, just gotten dressed. :P
What were you thinking of?
Where the heck I had put my green scarf.
Are you a camera whore?
In some ways. :P
Can you do a back-bend? (You should try,I can)
I could probably do it, but if I did I would break I think. >.>
Can you Rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?
I will try later, I'm in a public place right now. xD Don't wanna be weirder than already laughing at my laptop.
What are your plans for 3 hours from now? Fundies?
Probably going out for my Moms birthday dinner. =)

444 · 04-09-2010, 06:23 AM

TEACH US SOME DANISH CUSS WORDS!

oh wait, it's supposed to be a question.

Please, mister, can you please teach us some danish cuss words pleasseee?

muffinfairy · 04-09-2010, 06:25 AM

Did you ever find your blogged underwear?

Stix · 04-09-2010, 12:29 PM

Just one question...

What would you do to me?

softeyes · 04-11-2010, 02:53 AM

Please, mister, can you please teach us some danish cuss words pleasseee?
Uhm..
1] Goddammit ~ Fandens Også..
2] Shit/crap ~ Lort..
3] Fuck you ~ Rend mig..
4] Slut ~ Luder..
5] Bitch ~ Tæve..

softeyes · 04-11-2010, 02:55 AM

What would you do to me?
Actually, I wouldn't do anything to you other than what you wanted me to do. So.. You tell me.

Did you ever find your blogged underwear?
NO, I didn't!

..I blame the underwear gnomes.

BettyBoop · 04-12-2010, 07:44 AM

Where do the underwear gnomes hide the pants?!
Do you have a mirror in your room?
Do you mess with your hair often?
How many scarves do you own?
Do you have a calendar?

Nixie · 04-12-2010, 04:01 PM

You really a vampire?

Will you bite me?

Do you sparkle? Or are you not aloud in the sun?

Why do doughnuts have holes?

Whats in a bakers dozen?

Why are you so sexy?

04-09-2010, 04:41 AM	#61
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	If I made a dare post would you give me some? I would if I could ever come up with any dares. >.< Favorite phrase out of these: RAWR, Roar, maor, Meow, Grawr RAWR! and stuff.. How much porn do you watch in a week? Depends how bored I am that week, but normally.. too much. Ever post naked pictures of yerself online? You couldn't see anything! Other than that I was naked. x] (yes) How old were you when you first got kissed? I think.. 12-13.. Behind a bush.. Ever taught anyone any Danish? Not with the intend of them ever using it for anything useful, no. On the topic of abortion, do you like cookies? I.. But.. This is.. Not.. What does.. Yes, yes I <3's cookies. o.o __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-09-2010, 04:43 AM	#62
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	(do ya love me) Its a song btw...but yeah...do you? You know songs with lyrics? What's your religion? Are you very religious? I are christian, and I said in church that I was a believer, but in everyday life I never think about it. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-09-2010, 04:50 AM	#63
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	Do they play American board games in Denmark? And which ones do you not mind playing? I don't really know which is american and which is not. xD But I do enjoy playing boardgames from time to time, I can't really think of any I wouldn't play. If you mostly speak Danish, then how is your spoken English? Would I need a dictionary? (: Other than the accent my spoken english is like my written. I'm very bad to use dictionaries. xD I spent like a half hour trying to come up with another question, but I got nothing. (: I know the feeling. >.< Why pick the name "softeyes"? (: I wrote my real name into a chatroom name generator, and it gave me softeyes16, I though it sounded like softices and I liked it, that's how creative I am. xD (It's all lowercase because I wanted it to sound subby at the time) __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \| Last edited by softeyes; 04-09-2010 at 05:08 AM.

04-09-2010, 04:54 AM	#64
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	Have You Ever Been Skinny Dipping? No, I actually don't think I have. o.o How Many People Have You Kissed? 2, excluding family and "just friends". Have You Ever Gone Commando? Yes, but it's uncomfortable for me in anything else than sweatpants, so I don't do it often. What Are Your Worst Habits? Biting my lip? xD I think eating too much junk and drinking too much coke.. Also staying in my room for days in a row. ._. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-09-2010, 05:34 AM	#66
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	Hi Denmark! OHHAI What kind of teddybear would you get me? The fuzzy giant squeezing cuddly kind that never could be lost kinda teddybear, ya'no? Would you like some of my ham and cheese toastie? opens mouth What colour buttplug would you buy? Black, I guess.. >.> Though I'm thinking rainbows now. Could we be awesome surfie lovers? I'm willing to take the chance. What do you most commonly do when you're sitting around bored? It doesn't involve wearing clothes. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-09-2010, 05:19 AM	#65
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	Hi Denmark! What kind of teddybear would you get me? Would you like some of my ham and cheese toastie? What colour buttplug would you buy? Could we be awesome surfie lovers? What do you most commonly do when you're sitting around bored? -Australia

04-09-2010, 05:53 AM	#67
Nixie getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,077 Blog Entries: 44	SOFTY!!!!! What were you doing 3 Hours ago? Were you naked while doing it? What were you thinking of? Are you a camera whore? Can you do a back-bend? (You should try,I can) Can you Rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time? What are your plans for 3 hours from now? Fundies? (Yes I AM random) __________________ Leo:YOU HARLTOT Simple Tips

04-09-2010, 06:22 AM	#68
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	SOFTY!!!!! NIXIE!!!!! What were you doing 3 Hours ago? Getting ready to head to school >.< Were you naked while doing it? No, just gotten dressed. :P What were you thinking of? Where the heck I had put my green scarf. Are you a camera whore? In some ways. :P Can you do a back-bend? (You should try,I can) I could probably do it, but if I did I would break I think. >.> Can you Rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time? I will try later, I'm in a public place right now. xD Don't wanna be weirder than already laughing at my laptop. What are your plans for 3 hours from now? Fundies? Probably going out for my Moms birthday dinner. =) __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-09-2010, 06:23 AM	#69
444 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We lost 2 planes. Posts: 444 Blog Entries: 200	TEACH US SOME DANISH CUSS WORDS! oh wait, it's supposed to be a question. Please, mister, can you please teach us some danish cuss words pleasseee? __________________ Adopt A Pokemon Here! Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z Ohhhhsnap. Hello. 444 <3 Softeyes and we're in a relationship. So, advances towards softeyes would very much not be appreciated. TQTQTQ

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04-09-2010, 12:29 PM	#71
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	Just one question... What would you do to me?

04-11-2010, 02:53 AM	#72
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	Please, mister, can you please teach us some danish cuss words pleasseee? Uhm.. 1] Goddammit ~ Fandens Også.. 2] Shit/crap ~ Lort.. 3] Fuck you ~ Rend mig.. 4] Slut ~ Luder.. 5] Bitch ~ Tæve.. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-11-2010, 02:55 AM	#73
softeyes Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In a land far, far, away.. Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 44	What would you do to me? Actually, I wouldn't do anything to you other than what you wanted me to do. So.. You tell me. Did you ever find your blogged underwear? NO, I didn't! ..I blame the underwear gnomes. __________________ \| 22 \| Clueless sub \| Owned \| Ask a monster \| Tumblr \| Dedicated and Honored kitty/internet mall security officer. =^,.,^=!! =): fingerless gloves, biting, pain, collars, Bulbasaur and SKITTLES. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] A vampire, it's like a walrus, but awesome. I am NOT a fairy \| I'm a kitty, yo \|

04-12-2010, 07:44 AM	#74
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04-12-2010, 04:01 PM	#75
Nixie getDare Devil Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Where the wild things are Posts: 1,077 Blog Entries: 44	You really a vampire? Will you bite me? Do you sparkle? Or are you not aloud in the sun? Why do doughnuts have holes? Whats in a bakers dozen? Why are you so sexy? __________________ Leo:YOU HARLTOT Simple Tips