[Dare] The Cum Dare Game

[d4rek1ng1]

go to a public toilet cubical and cum on the door and leave it there

[Poolie]

Wrap your dick in toilet roll 10 times, kneel infront of the toilet and masturbate with the toilet roll over ur dick until your about to cum. When your just starting to cum, head in the toilet and pull the handle, you must keep masturbating and cum before the swirlie is finished. In not, send me a PM for another dare as punishment.

Dare me!!!

[gregbaker]

go cum in the milk in ur fridge using a bannah skin then put the milk back into the fridge

[banneduser]

SI----LE----NCE--------!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE! Listen to me... One/two/three liners dont belong in this thread! If you want to trash a perfectly good thread to to the second, and inferior, cum dare thread started by another person incapable of typing more than two lines. Dont ruin this one! 4 lines or over from now on or you just get skipped and ignored!

Next person dare GREGBAKER, not me, im just moaning. Good day.

[hermione0593]

wrap your naked ass in cellophane. Make sure it's air-tight.
Now find the mushiest food you can from your pantry or fridge (mashed potatoes, bananas, applesauce, be creative!)
put the mushy food in your cellophane underwear.
dress normally and wear it for the rest of the day. HAVE FUN!!!

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limits: public, anal, food insertion, gag or eating anything

likes: wedgies, ice, creative stuff that would make me wet

[cheese101]

I feel bad for you omssx I am angry at them too!!! but on with my dare
NOT good with your limits but ok

Put on a thogn onyl and sit in your bathroom. Since your limits don't have anything to do with shit or piss you are going to be a toilet. You have to go get a bowl and a huge cup and some ice (ten ice cubes shoudl be good). Take the bowl and shit into it. Then take a piss into the cup. Then take the shit split it in half and take one half and rub it on your face and chest. Do this for 3 mintues. After that take the piss and pour it over your head (in the tub of course) and keep your mouth open letting any piss get in your mouth. Then take your ten peices of ice and use them to clean yourself off and nothing else now go around all day with what ever you left on and clothes over that.

[thirdchoice]

masterbate thru a donut like off the simpsons, cum on it and eat it

Easy

[cheese101]

READ THE RULES Oi DO NOT POST LESS THEN FOUR LINES IT IS NOT FAIR IF YOU GET A DECENT LONG DARE AND THE OTHER PERSON GET A SMALL SHORT DARE READ THE FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL DO IT SO DARE HIM/HER BUT I WILL GET ANGRY AND EAT YOU SO DON'T DO IT and on a not all caps note note lol people who follow the rules you all get cookies

(THIS WAS SO YOU oMSSX COULD SAVE YOUR FINGERS SOME USE WITH YELLING AT HER)

[banneduser]

You know what, if you guys continue polluting this thread with one line posts (this isnt against you appy, you post perfectly good things!) then i will have the mods lock this thread FOREVER. And i will start a new one, one which has either an age lock on it or another way to remove you IDIOTS. If i could i would personally cut your fingers off and make you eat them. I really would. You people are nothing but a plague on this website. You are the sort of people that the rest of the community wants deleted, but for the kidness of the mods and admins you remain, spreading yourselves and your scummy posts. So heed my warning IDIOTS.

if you continue to post your crap here i will have this thread CLOSED forever. You will never again have this thread, as we have seen one idiot decided to make his own version, it failed. Do you know why?! Because of one liners!!!

Now on that delightfully bleak note, i hand the game over to appy678.

NEXT PERSON, DARE appy678 IGNORE sandstorm

Continue....

[burrowfielddog]

Originally Posted by appy678

Put on a thogn onyl and sit in your bathroom. Since your limits don't have anything to do with shit or piss you are going to be a toilet. You have to go get a bowl and a huge cup and some ice (ten ice cubes shoudl be good). Take the bowl and shit into it. Then take a piss into the cup. Then take the shit split it in half and take one half and rub it on your face and chest. Do this for 3 mintues. After that take the piss and pour it over your head (in the tub of course) and keep your mouth open letting any piss get in your mouth. Then take your ten peices of ice and use them to clean yourself off and nothing else now go around all day with what ever you left on and clothes over that.

No limits?
Wake up in the morning. Get naked and masturbate to the edge of orgasm. Don't touch until completely soft. Edge again and then take a cold shower. Turn off the water but stay standing in the shower. Point Percy straight up and piss on yourself. Now get dressed.
After 4 hours edge again and get soft again.
Now; if you managed to piss on your face you may cum the next time you masturbate.
If you didn't piss on your face, edge every 4 hours until the next morning.
Go back to the beginning.
You can cum 4 hours after you piss on your face.

m/15
Limits; no getting arrested, no very public, no scat, no family

[kirrik]

@burrowfielddog

I'm gonna be nice, you get to cum a lot tomorrow, but will you want to...

Tomorrow when you wake up I want you to come into a glass, and save that glass.
Then while you are at school, go into the restroom and cum into a condom, and then save that condom into a ziplock bag to take home with you.
Then when you get home I want you to cum one more time into that glass, and also deposit the cum you saved earlier from the condom.
Then you get to come for a fourth time right before you go to bed, saving it all in the glass for the next morning.

The next morning you are to use all the come you collected the day before as lube, and the ONLY lube you get to fuck yourself anally with a cucumber/carrot or any vegetable or any thickness you feel comfortable with. And you get to cum one last final time WHILE you are fucking yourself with your cum-lubed veggie. And to complete it all, this final fifth cum you get to save and use as your toothpaste. I want you to brush your teeth with it, get it into every little crevice. No washing it out, no gum, no other food. Until lunch time you are going to have cum-stained teeth and the smell on your breath.

Limits in sig, I'm in the mood for cum-eating myself if you please

[burrowfielddog]

For the next 3 days you will masturbate naked in an upright kneeling position, no resting back on your heels. Your ankles will be tied to a broom handle (or similar) to keep them at least 2 feet (60cm) apart.
You will masturbate, using your non-preferred hand.
You will masturbate first thing in the morning, daily sometime between 1pm to 2pm
You will masturbate last thing at night.
Each time you masturbate, after getting fully erect you wil take 100 strokes, no more, no less.
But...
You may only cum 1 time in the 3 days. You chose which time.
But...
After you cum you have to do your 100 strokes erect or not.

[banneduser]

Firstly id like to thank you 3 people for making this thread what it should be Keep it up!!

Start this on a fresh day, if you read this halfway through the day then tonight you may NOT cum and must wait until tomorrow to start this. If you read this before 10am then you can start immediately.

So: Whip out your cock right now and edge 5 times in a row, fast and furious but no cumming! If you cant do that where you are right now (eg people are around) then you must go to a private place like your room and edge TEN times fast and furious.

Now find some porn. Your choice of porn but it must be at least 15 minutes long and REALLY turn you on. Sit naked if possible (if not then clothed) and watch it. but NO touching yourself!! I want you horny!!

After that has finished you must edge 10 more times but with no porn. Turn away from the PC and edge.

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My limits are in my sig. Also no toothpaste

Likes: teasing, being made to earn things, being a slut, being on show on the internet (vids/pics)
dislikes: CBT, LOTS of pain and anal

Will provide proof if you PM me and we talk on msn

now find more porn. This time stuff that DOESNT turn you on, gay porn, old porn, foot porn, anything that doesnt turn you off but doesnt disgust you. Watch this for 10 minutes. no touching.

Now wrap it up, no more edging or porn for a while now.

About 6pm or so get some more porn out!! 30 minutes this time, no touching, no moving your cock, no stimulation at all! Suffer in horniness! Maha! After 30 minutes i want 30 edges, in a row, no breaks! All fast! If you cum PM me and i will punish you suitably!

After your edges find some more porn that you dont enjoy. I suggest gay (assuming you're straight) but something that bores you! Watch it for 30 minutes. no touching at all.

Now you have a choice. More wanking, or more porn. either way you will receive 30 minutes of whatever you choose. Decide what you want.

If you choose porn watch your absolute favourite porn for 30 minutes. Wank away SLOWLY the whole time. If you speed up, stop or have to stop to prevent yourself cumming (you cant cum yet) then you must stop touching yourself, get dressed and then watch the rest of the porn. Then you must have 3 ruined orgasms and get dressed. Game over.

If you chose to wank then wank for 30 minutes however you like, but do not edge, and do not cum. Make sure you go slow enough not to edge and stop far, far, far before you cum, as soon as you feel like you are going to edge you must stop for 20 seconds. At the end of this you may have 2 ruined orgasms and then one full orgasm.

Enjoy!

[heishere]

Okay, finally, there are people who get this game.

Note: You cannot cum until I say! Cumming before allowed to will result in failure! If you fail, see the penalty that matches up with that step!!

First off, you need to make sure that you are wearing either a thong or a jockstrap/briefs with everything shoved up into your crack and pulled up as high as you can go. Tie a string to the bunched up fabric of the underwear, and tie the other to a ring of cardboard that fits tightly around your erect cock. Put the cardboard on and get hard. This will be what you wear as underwear for the next four days, including when you sleep. Every time you take a step or move things down there it will stimulate you. Now if you make it 4 days, then you can move on, if not you have to take penalty round one (at bottom).

Aftr your 4 day sentence, don't wear underwear at all for 2 days. Every day you have to be hard for a cumulative total of three hours, WITHOUT TOUCHING YOUR BALLS/DICK/ASS OR HAVING ANYONE ELSE TOUCH THEM!! If you succeed, move on to the final stage. If you fail, penalty round two.

You will now get your chance to have an orgasm! Get down to just a pair of the loosest underwear you have and stuff them with towels (not paper ones, real ones) until they are about to fall down. Then soak the towels with cold water (best done in a shower or bathtub). Then you can stick your hands down your undies and jerk-off. If the towel stuffed undepants fall off before you cum, go to penalty round three.

PENALTY ROUND ONE: Take and open up a brand new tube of toothpaste. Insert it into your ass and roll it down so that you make sure and get it all out. If you can make it three hours without taking it out, you can cum. If not, you can't cum for one day!!!

PENALTY ROUND TWO: Continue going without underwear, but whenever anyone says the word love, you have to offer to show them your dick or balls. After you show fifteen people this way, you can have a ruined orgasm. If you don't finish in 4 days, no cumming for another 4 days.

PENALTY ROUND THREE: You need to shave of all the hair from your body and head, leaving eyebrows and eyelashes and internal hair (ears and nostrils). Make sure you get it all! Now you get to wear a nice pair of homemade duct tape briefs until you have a wet dream or blow a random load. Then you can remove the tape and see just how much it hurts!

[kirrik]

Burrowfielddog, you did a good job on the dare. However, there were still two parts that you failed at, one of which was crucial. So, I think it's only fair you take a punishment, albeit not a harsh one.

The night that you read this, I want you to have a ruined orgasm ON your pillow and when you sleep, rest your head on it until morning. Then you will be able to wash it off.

As for you dare for me, I will start this tomorrow morning. Unfortunately, I can not do the middle of the day part specifically as you asked, as I work in an office. I will have still do regular masturbating part of it in a bathroom stall on Thursday and Friday. And Saturday I should be able to do your dare as normal. I will report back here.

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For Heishere!

Today, you get to make a salad!
(if you don't like salad, too bad, they're healthy for ya)

Make any salad you want that contains lettuce. You can use carrot shavings, cabbage, nuts, fruits, other veggies. Just as long as there are at least 3 + the lettuce. (don't forget to wash what needs to be washed)
Don't forget to pick a dressing. (you'll need one)

Now take a glass or plastic jar, big and round. Good ones are used up jelly jars (make sure it's washed out inside). Chop up the lettuce, and stick in the jar. Now I want you to get naked and get hard. Fuck that lettuce, fuck it like there's no tomorrow. You may need to do this multiple times depending on how much lettuce you want. I want you to fuck it all the way until the edge and then stop. Now continue on with the other 3 ingredients. Fill up the jar, and fuck them until you edge.

No size restrictions on the salad, so you may do this up to 4 times, or even only 2 times, your choice on salad making.

Now that all your ingredients are fucked, it's time for the fun part. Take a zucchini and the dressing you chose earlier. And now it's your turn to get fucked. Fuck yourself with the zucchini (or cucumber) using as much as the dressing as you need as the only lube you get. Now, attempt to get a prostategasm. No touching your penis, gotta use your prostate. If you try and cannot achieve this, you may finish up using your hand, but must take the punishment below.

Collect your cum and mix it in with the rest of the unused dressing. Now put some on and enjoy your very sexy salad.

(throw out the zucchini/lube when done)

Punishment!
If you failed to achieve a prostategasm:
Take a finger of ginger, and shave it down to about the width of a pencil and about 4-5 inches. You are going to shove this into you urethra, and it is going stay there for 10 minutes! If you can not keep it there for at least 10 minutes, you are not allowed to cum for 4 days.