07-14-2008, 06:48 AM | #301 |
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well then. your ass deserves a meal. soooo. follow the "cumming" recipe.
1. Find a can of soup and put it in your bum. 2. add some toothpaste to the soup. 3. add a condiment of your choosing to the mix. 4 expel the mixture(optional-into a pan then mildly heat it up) 5. you have now finished your bodywash/lube. apply generousLy to your body, wank, and then eat. 16-m nothing public. PUNISH ME
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07-14-2008, 09:58 PM | #303 |
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cover your dick and balls in toothpaste and edge 3 times... after that roll a die...
1- cum as normal 2-5- ruin your orgasm 6- put it away repeat the dare once each day until you get a normal orgasm, but each day, the odds go up by one... so the second day the dice roll would be 1-2- cum as normal 3-5- ruin your orgasm 6- put it away and so on... Likes: being teased, ruined orgasms, pain, sexual... Limits: x-dressing, piss, scat, public, messy |
07-15-2008, 05:43 AM | #304 |
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lol ossmx, you have a point. however moderation and common sense told me to be careful.
now, for you, spectre, you may wank as much as you want. IT MUST END RUINED UNTIL THERE ARE 20 POSTS AFTER MINE. (caps are fun, yo) 16/m nothing public. Be intresting.
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07-15-2008, 07:21 AM | #305 |
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Wow, harsh! 19 posts left Spectre :P
Aron: First off im glad you have common sense :P Secondly: Go to your room naked and take a picture of one of your female freinds that you find attractive, put it up so that you can carry on this dare while looking at it. Now get something to use anally and insert it as far as you can and twist it slightly (not too much!) to get a bit of feeling out of it. Now walk naked to the bathroom and get some toothpaste or mouthwash, mouthwash its best if you have a lower pain tollerance and dont want to have to wash to get it off, now lightly coat your balls in it with one line around the head of your cock. Now fuck yourself anally while looking at that picture and imagining her there laughing at you etc.... after 2 minutes wank slowly for 5 minutes before having a ruined orgasm all over her picture (if the pic is on your PC or something that you cant cum over then just have a ruined orgasm into your hand or something) and now lick the picture (or hand) clean imagining its her ass or boobs you are licking your own cum from. You cant have a real orgasm untill that girl says the word "come" it doesnt matter what context, could be "do you want to come pics tonight" etc.... then you must orgasm withing 3 hours of her saying it., If you cant do it in 3 hours then after the 3 hours are up it starts again so if she says "come" then you get another 3 hours etc.... But you cant try to make her say it, she has to decide herself when you can cum If you want you can tell her about the dare and then ask her directly to decide when you can cum next. Likes: Teasing, ruined orgasms, things that make me horny and desperate :P Don't mind a little pain or anal but nothing much and no toothpaste :P Make it long and interesting! |
07-15-2008, 07:55 AM | #310 |
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Well you're supposed to give me a "task" or way to cum, and THEN ask for your own, if that makes sense. so i posted one for Aron, and then asked for one for myself, so you should reply with one for me and then someone will reply with one for you etc...
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07-15-2008, 08:01 AM | #312 |
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Ok, fair enough, in that case i await someone's decision
Likes: Teasing, ruined orgasms, things that make me horny and desperate :P Don't mind a little pain or anal but nothing much and no toothpaste :P Make it long and interesting! |
07-15-2008, 09:02 AM | #313 |
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Right, here's one for you ommsx. If I'm not misstaken, there are already quite some posted after your name: pick the one you enjoyed the most, and the one you enjoyed the least. Take a dice, if it's a 1, 3 or 5 do the one you liked the most again, if it's a 2, 4 or 6 do the one you liked least again.
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07-15-2008, 10:56 AM | #314 |
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Since i seem to be biased towards numbers today..... you must
a) ruin each orgasm until you reach 60 posts, b) every time your post count is an increment of 10, you must do the above in your definition of "semi-public" c)every 20th (20,40,60) you must humuliate yourself in a way of somebody you know's choosing. d) every 30th (30,60) you must further your humuliation by going in your "semi-public" place and egg yourself (or whatever you wish, i say eggs for humuliation purposes) while having something clipped to your nipples. e) finally on post 60 you must set up a "mock" fight between you and a friend/bf/gf in which they somehow get you messy. Also all who would like proof must get it. ....have a nice day.... 16-m nothing public. keep the creativity flowing.
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07-16-2008, 02:57 PM | #315 |
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ok, looks like you like mario kart... first, put on some tight underwear like briefs or boxer-briefs, then fire up mario kart wii. take about 7 ice cubes and put them in the front of your underwear around your balls. now, go into time trials and try to complete rainbow road in 3 minutes using all mushrooms and not falling off... then see how many ruined orgasms you must have before your next full orgasm by adding the number of times you fell and the number of mushrooms you have left to each tens of seconds over 3 minutes it took you (i.e. time of 3 minutes 1 second is 1, 3 minutes 19 seconds is 2, and so on). could be easy could be rough, depending on how good you are at mario kart... you may remove the ice cubes immediately upon finishing the track.
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