dude. what ownage.
i'm so inspired i might just go be a jerk on world of warcraft.
(hint: sarcasm)
but back to the topic, you should do numbers 1 and 2 and maybe 3, and then say "mind if i eat my lunch??"
and then pull out of your bag all sorts of strange sack lunch foods
like
a jar of pickles, and make a mess opening it
or a bowl of soup (hilarious for a bus ride, trying to navigate the spoon)
or spaghetti.
or do steps 1-2, and then proceed to complete your morning routine,
i.e. shaving (electric razor!!!), jogging from one end of the bus to the other, etc.
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