So this idea is awesome. Apparently however, there was a previous iteration which some people also enjoyed. This version seems a lot better, but I figured the first dare I post here should at least throw a nod in its direction.
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Studs
/ 7.5" or longer erect /
Bulls
5.5" or fatter erect girth /
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Okay then let's see who measures up shall we?
For the Studs: Measure your erect length, and subtract it from 7.5 inches. Round that number down to the nearest inch. For every inch you have left, you roll once. (For instance, if you're 6 inches long, that leaves 1.5 inches left, that rounds down to one, and you have to roll one time. If you're 5.5 inches, that leaves 2 inches left, and you have to roll twice. Savvy?)
For the Bulls: Measure your erect girth, and subtract it from 5.5 inches. Round that number up to the nearest half inch. For every half inch, you roll twice. So if you're 5.4 inches around, you subtract that from 5.5 leaving .1 That rounds up to .5 and then you have to roll twice. If you were 4.9 inches, you'd have to roll 4 times. Etc.
For each roll, you're going to
roll 2 six sided dice, add them together, and consult the quoted numbers below. Oh, I almost forgot; if you roll doubles, do that number, and then roll again. (I strongly advise you to make sure you have all necessary items before attempting this. If you're missing too many items, it's possible to get stuck in an infinite loop of rolling. If this happens, PM me and I'll give you an alternative task.)
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2 - 2 ball slaps
3 - 30 seconds of hard ball squeezing
4 - Put 4 clothespins on your cock (If no more will fit, or you don't have enough clothespins roll two more times instead.)
5 - Tie a thin rope or length of twine around your balls. Then hang 5 minute-pounds of weight from them. This can be done with one pound of weight for five minutes, or 5 pounds for one minute, or 10 pounds for 30 seconds. You just figure out how much weight you have, and then hang it for the appropriate amount of time. (If you can't tie your balls, or find an appropriate amount of weight, roll 2 more times instead.)
6 - 1 minute of hard ball squeezing
7 - Roll 2 more times
8 - Get a rubber band, pull it taut, and snap it against the piss slit of your hard cock. Now do that another 7 times. (If you're unable to find a rubber band, roll 2 more times instead.)
9 - Put 4 clothespins on your cock, and slap your balls 5 times. (If no more clothespins will fit, or you don't have enough, do the ball slaps and roll again.)
10 - Tie a thin rope or length of twine around your balls. Then hang 10 minute-pounds of weight from them. This can be done with 1 pound for 10 minutes, 5 pounds for 2 minutes, 10 pounds for 1 minute, etc. (If you can't tie your balls, or find an appropriate amount of weight, roll 2 more times instead.)
11 - The highest prime number you can roll. Gather up 11 books, and bring them to the bathroom. (And try not to be a disappointment. I know you studs and bulls generally aren't known for your reading prowess, but try and get reasonably heavy books.) Once you're there, place your balls on the seat, hold your cock out of the way, and drop the toilet lid on them. Once that's done, you can start piling on the books. Once all 11 are resting on the toilet lid, leave them there for 1 minute before you start removing them. (If you can't find 11 books, drop the toilet seat on your balls and roll again.)
12 - Pull your balls away from your body hard with your non-dominant hand. Then, with your dominant hand, give them a hard slap ever 10 seconds for two minutes. Once 120 seconds have elapsed and you've slapped them 12 times, don't forget to roll again for getting doubles.
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Once you've completed all the challenges you rolled, wait for one minute, then take off the clothespins and write a report. If you still feel up to cumming; don't - at least not for this dare anyway. Orgasms are for the big dicks.
If you're hung like a real stud or bull, and you didn't have to roll, edge once for your aching, small-dicked brethren, and then enjoy a nice orgasm.
(Edit for niceness: If you're a stud who rolls really poorly and thus would be stuck doing a dare that would be classified well outside of light cbt, I offer you the following out.
1. You don't have to do more than 3 rolls.
2. If you get a really high roll that you think would be too difficult for you, you can do 2 or more smaller numbers that add up to the larger one. For instance, if you roll an 11, and find yourself thinking, "Oh fuck this noise!" Perhaps you would find it more reasonable to do numbers 3 and 8, or 2 and 3 and 6, or 2 and then 4 twice, etc. etc.
I hope this helps keep the dare at least *a little* fun. I hope to put out a gym dare later that has less pain, and includes a few other things from the stud's wheelhouse.)