[Sluttyjenna]

Alright everyone it's that time. First off let's welcome our contestants on to the stage everyone here will be competing in 6 games where the winner will get a 5000 dollar vacation! Now these games are a little different so I hope you read the sign up sheet thoroughly because this is the messy gameshow where things will get messy and their may be a few surprises in between. Just then a stage hand walks onto the stage up to me and says that I'm not dressed properly. I ask him what he means and he says I need to be in the same uniform as our female contestant! I'm led away behind a screen before walking back on stage in uniform.

Now for our first game it says contestants wi be playing a game of high card. Contestants will be split into groups of 2 and draw cards the objective of the game is to pull a higher card than your opponent. Win the best of 5 series and you'll be awarded 200 points. Wait that can't be right we have 7 contestants. I then flip the card and it reads in the event another player is needed the host will take that spot. No this can't be right. I'm then told through the ear piece I signed the contract and agreed to the terms.

Alright then groups are as follows
Foxy and Jenna
Griffen and hassns
Jackson and Mike
And lastly Dan and utregter.

Foxy and I take a seat at the table and I draw a 2 first but before foxy can draw a coin is flipped on the tron showing the audience the show and it shows up heads as a stage hand comes up behind me and takes off my shirt! What this is outrageous I shout. Sorry that's the rules a voice over the pa says if you pull a 2 you lose some clothes. Foxy then draws an ace and is handed a pie to use on me as she hits me in the face with it. Next draw is a 5 for me and a 3 for foxy so I return the favor pieing her. Next draw jack for me and a 10 for foxy as I give her a pie to her breasts. The next draw seals foxys fate as my 9 beats her 8 and I plant the pie in her lap rubbing it into her shorts. She then is told to lose her sandals as punishment for losing the round.

Our next pair is up as they take their seats Griffen loses round 1pulling a 10 as hassns pulls a king hitting Griffen in the face with a pie. Hassns loses round as Griffen shows aqueen and he shows a 3 with Griffen dropping the pie on top of his head. Hassns drops another round and he pulls a 9 with Griffen showing a 10 this time Griffen delivers the pie to his crotch. Hassns loses the game pulling a 7 to Griffens 8 as Griffen finishes him with a pie to the face slamming it hard. As hassns is stripped of his shoes.

The next pair takes their seats as Jackson pulls a queen beating Mike's 5 slamming a pie on the side of his face. Jackson also wins round 2 pulling a 4 and beating Mikes 3 dropping this pie on top of his head. Uhoh Jackson pulls another dreaded 2 and the coin flips showing heads as he is also stripped of his shirt Mike then pulls an ace getting some revenge slamming the pie in Jackson's exposed chest. Jackson wins the game though pulling a 10 and beating Mike's 9 hitting him the groin with the pie.

Our last pair take their seats Dan wins round 1 showing a 9 as utregter pulls an 8 and gets a pie to the chest. He also wins round 2 showing a 7 as utregter pulls a 4 earning a pie on top of his head. Dan loses round 3 with a jack while utregter pulls a king hitting Dan with a pie to the groin. Dan ultimately wins the game though as he pulls a a queen beating utregters 3. Dan pies him in the face while utregter loses his shoes.

So after an interesting round 1 the scores are as follows
Dan and Griffen with 200 points and all their clothes.
Jackson with 200 points missing his shirt.
And utregter Mike foxy and hassns all with 0 points and missing their shoes.
And our host missing my shirt.

For the next game I would like everyone to please pick a number 1 through 7 at the end of your posts please. The next round will be going up on Wednesday so please have posts made before then or message me your number if you don't I will pick for you.