[BettyBoop]

Why are you commenting on my boyfriend's penis, you noobtard!


1) Right handed or left handed? Rightio
2) Mangos or aubergines? Mangos, I'm afraid of what I really just chose.
3) Specatcles (lenses) or not? Spectacles of course.
4) The ear or the arse? The ear?
5) PC or laptop/e-phone? LapTOP
6) Herbert: Pingu's or Dreamy's? Dreamy's xP
7) One slave or mutiple? One
8) Pingi or Koekiie? Well, Koekiie, but does the text lie?
9) GetDare: Yay or Nay? YAY.
10) Skype or Peesky? Skype, you word jumbler, you.
11) Green or blue? Blue
12) Nightmid or Midnight? Nightmid, sounds funkier
13) What's better? Probation or bans? Probation?
14) Balloons or feet? Again, afraid of the double meaning, balloons.
15) Do you like the internet? I do, indeed I do your honour.
16) Liam's twinky size: big or small? Big, you're a hoboface. And I'm making up words.