A few months ago my girlfriend (Amy) and I went hiking. Prior to this we dated for maybe two months so we were still getting to know each other. Anyway it was pretty hot day and we had been hiking for over an hour when we came along a creek. I suggested some skinny dipping to cool off. She hesitated and said what if someone comes along and catches us. I told what the odds of that happening. We hadn't seen anyone for at least 10 -15 minutes and I doubted we would see anyone else. I reassured her that...

YES there IS going a conspiracy on behind the scene.
YES NewSlave HAS secretly gained Admin-powers.
YES we ARE breeding an army of Strawberry and Chloe-fused creatures that give disease-spreading hugs!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...


And YES I am Depp!! And I have stolen all your souls!(ever even bothered to read the whole agreement when you signed up?? Didn't, huh? )

Everyday I sit upon you,
the objective center of your desire.
You who hold me up to the clean air,
above the vast and scary world below.

I lavish in your attentions.
I purr at your very touch.
But also do I kneel and crawl,
at but one word from your lips.

For you I'll do most anything,
for I trust you to know me best.
And though I do most every bidding,
I hope you'll grant the occasional request:

...

....I was still holding the pose he put me in. A few minutes had gone by, my feet were getting sore and a large amount of drool had fell onto my chest and stomach, dropping in blobs off of my tongue and chin. Finally he sent me message.

"OK good, stay like that for now while I explain a few things."
"First, I'm not gay. I'm not even bi."
"You're a bi faggot though aren't you?" I shook my head to say no, a bit of spit hanging off my tongue swung...

I can't fit this half-eaten pillow through my screen!

Haha nvm, so lets forget this . No reason to have this as it's very old.

So my boyfriend and N. were talking about the 1-10 scale of judging attractiveness and I really like what he came up with. It's universal, I think you'll agree.


A 10 is model perfect. Someone who looks unreal; people you see in movies and magazines, but never walking around in real life. You can't find any flaws to improve upon. 10s are hypothetical; you'll never meet a 10 at school or in a club.

9s are people who look like they should be models. They're unapproachably...